I am unique, and so my description cannot be reduced to an inane sound-bite. If you want to find out who I am, then read my book—there is more of me in there than you will be able to cope with.

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Bio: I will let this website have my biography when I can be bothered to finish it. Seriously, just read the book. Whether you know what my favourite colour is, where my birthmarks are, or which of my llamas is the fastest isn’t going to make the blindest bit of difference.